Well, sooner or later, the Cards were going to get swept in their new stadium. The Reds beat us while we were down, and we slipped out of first place. Ape Culture‘s curmudgeonly film critic Art Haarper, a longtime Cards fan, put it well: "They are suffering from ARS (Albert Removal Syndrome). The major symptoms are weak pitching and a general lack of offense. It is quite similar to the AIS (Albert Ineffective Syndrome) they suffered in the last couple of playoffs."